DISQUS

Aaina · 4 years ago

lol...tum aa gaye ho, noor aa gaya hai, chalo teeno picture challe!! LOL... :D Funny stuff! ;)

abhi · 4 years ago

the last one about the taj mahal was gr8... :lol:

so u interested in sher and shayri too, huh?!

and MERRY CHRISTMAS... :)

Govind · 4 years ago

Thats so funny. :) Keep 'em coming!!.

Gaurav · 4 years ago

sure....i'll add more stuff :)

galib · 4 years ago

who the ass hole has writen this line that enter this code and prove to the world that you are a human , it seems he is a bufflow thanks.

Dolly · 4 years ago

nice ones

Vinod (COOL-SINGH) · 4 years ago

chintti chaddi pahad par......... chintti chaddi pahad par......... chintti chaddi pahad par......... aby aage kaya hua...... pahle chad toh jaane do......

pawan · 4 years ago

fundoo............... but more as soon as possible

ravindra sagar · 4 years ago

can some help me in getting me a shayari which shekhar suman said on star one chanel on he man show ?

pankaj · 4 years ago

hi

imran · 4 years ago

Delhi ki galiuo se nikle galib.
Delhi ki galiuo se nikle galib.
gali aayi or mud gae.

adarsh · 4 years ago

yaar u r good shayar

Rajeev Batla · 4 years ago

unke hatho nse piya jo sada pani wo bhi sarab jaisa tha
unky baho me akar kisky aarju karta wo to khud he gulab jaisa tha

Shaielndra · 4 years ago

yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae,
dost tere jaise khonae na dengae
sharafat se contact me rehnaa
varna kaan ke nichae do kheench ke denge!

Shaielndra · 4 years ago

dil todna humari adat nahi,
dil hum kisika dukhate nahi
bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe
dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi!!



gum mein hasane walon ko kabhi rulaya nahi jatha
lehron se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jatha
honewale ho jate hai kudh hi dil se apnae
kisi ko kehkar apna banya nahi jatha!!

Shailendra · 4 years ago

jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying
tumse bat kare tho i keep trying
jab thu door jaye i fell like crying
are ithna tension math le i was joshing



Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju,
Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju.

rahul · 4 years ago

khuda salamat unhe rakhe nafrat jo hamse karte hai ' khuda salamat unhe rakhe nafrat jo hamse karte hai PYAR NAHI NAFRAT HI SAHI PER KUCH TO HAMSE KARTE HAI

Bhumika · 4 years ago

very good sher-o-shayari Gaurav.....I like it but please add some serious ones.

zoya · 4 years ago

awesome buddy,juz mind boggling.waitin 4 more such stuff

AR · 4 years ago

Shahjahaan prior to marrying Mumtaz
"taj mahal banana chahta hoon..
mumtaz nahin milti.."
Shahjahaan after marrying Mumtaz
""taj mahal banana chahta hoon..
mumtaz nahin marti"


aap aaya..bahaar aayi
aap hate hawaa aayi

Gaurav Malhotra · 4 years ago

Sex Karo daily
agar wo mil gaye akeli
agar na mile akeli to pakar lo uski saheli
agar na mile sahali to zindabad hatheli
lekin sex karo daily.

Gaurav Malhotra · 4 years ago

Girl: maa bajo wake ladke ko dekhkar meri bra tight ho jati hai
Maa: Beti ek bar bina bra ke kameej pehenkar jaa
uski pant tight ho jayegi.

Gaurav Malhotra · 4 years ago

Sardar ask call girl- How much ?
She said 50 on bed
20 on sofa - 10 on grass
Sardar gives her 50
she says wow on bed
Sardar no 5 times on grass

Gaurav Malhotra · 4 years ago

Dur gaon main ek basti the
waha ke randiya bahut sasti the
unki gand main itne masti the
jitna dalo utna hasti the
but y r u smiling.

Gaurav Malhotra · 4 years ago

A manipuri couple names there
1st baby bhai chung bhutiya
2nd bahen chung bhutiya
3rd a negro was born they
names him kaun hai ye chutiya.

Gaurav Malhotra · 4 years ago

if u want more reply me

sahil · 4 years ago

ur non veg jokes are really good ...........can u provide more

raj · 4 years ago

Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh ikraar karti hai KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

sahil khan · 4 years ago

ap bahoot achi sher shayari likhte hai ''' mujhe ya bahoot pasand hai ''' agar tum mujhe ek dard ' bhari sher shayari likhdo to'''' mujhe bahoot acha lagega thik hai ;;; bye

Raj Pathak · 4 years ago

Lo iska bhi maza lo

Ladka bola :
Mujhe to apno ne loota hai, gairo mein kaha dum tha
Mujhe to apno ne loota hai, gairo mein kaha dum tha
Meri kasti doobi waha , jaha pani kum tha

Ladki boli :
Tum to ho hi gandu, tumhari gand mein kaha dum tha
Tum to ho hi gandu, tumhari gand mein kaha dum tha
Waha kya maa chudane gaye the , jaha pani kum tha

kaisa laga

BRAJENDRA YADAV · 4 years ago

JAM TOTNE KA BHANA NE KER HUM TERI AKHO SE PI LEGE
TOM ANE KA WADA TO KERO HUM TUMHARE INTJAR ME JI LEGE

antariksh · 4 years ago

arz kiya hai......
Khidki pe khade hoke dekha to raaste main koi nahi tha....
Khidki pe khade hoke dekha to raaste main koi nahi tha....
Raaste pe jaake dekha to.....
KHIDKI MAIN KOI NAHI THA !!!!

AADAB ARZ HAI

Shailendra Sharma · 3 years ago

patri par bhait kar mat haga karo
nahi to gand kat jayegi
abhi to hath se gand dhote ho
phir gand se hath dho bhaitoge

Avinash Pawar · 3 years ago

Its too good...........keep it ahead

amit kaushik · 3 years ago

matlab ki jindagi hum jiya nahi karte ,dhokha hum kisi ko diya nahi karte,agar mil jaye to thodi thodi piya karte hain

maria · 3 years ago

Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahlo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo kunware hum bhi nahi

maria · 3 years ago

Ruthna mat hume manana nahi aata,
door mat jana hume bulana nahi aata.
Tum bhul jao,tumhari marzi..
Hum kya karen hume to bhulana bhi nahi aata

maria · 3 years ago

ram ne dhanush toda aur sita dauri chali aayi
krishna ne bean bajaya aur rada bhaagi chali aayi
maine siraf ek sitybajayi aur woh apne baap ko le aayi

maria · 3 years ago

Dosti ka pahela paiga aapke naam,
zindagi ki aakhri sham aapke naam,
iss safar mai hamsafar hai ham dono,
ish dosti ko nibhana hai humara kaam.



Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !


duniya se chupa kar,teri tasvir
bathroom mein laga raki hai
tuje milne aata raho
isliye julabh ki goliya kha raki hai

maria · 3 years ago

Wo mile humko kahani bankar,
dil me bas gaye pyar ki nishani bankar,
hum jinhe jagah dete hain aankhon ke andar,
wo aksar nikal jate hai paani banker........

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

maria · 3 years ago

IK ROZ BHARI DUNIYA SE CHALA JAOONGA
GUZRE HUEY WAQT KI TARHA WAPAS NA AAOONGA
TUJHSE JO PYAR MILA HAI, US PYAR KI KASAM
TUJHE ZINDAGI BHAR KABHI NA BHULAAONGA

ZEESHAN · 3 years ago

ye waqt nahi hai rone ka,
ye waqt hai bachha hone ka,
tab kyun nahi roii thi , jab chipak-chipak ke soyi thi
ab kah hai bas karo,
tab kah rahi thi aur karo-aur karo .
kaisa laga

mohammed · 3 years ago

BAANDE NE POOCHA AE KHUDAA EN HASEENAOON KI KAMAR KYON PATLI KARDI KYA MITTI KI KAMEE THI YA RISHWAT KHAEE THI ? KHUDAA KA JAWAAB THA NA HI MITTI KI KAMEE THI NA RISHWAT KHAEE THI BAS KAMAR KI MITTI CHAATHI PE LAGAYEE THI

mohammed_kuwait · 3 years ago

duniya banane wale bana deta bhatti sharab ki insan bana ke kyon tune meri mitti kharab ki.

ali · 3 years ago

pepal ke patte pe dood malai,
bol chinall kahan kahan per chudaii.



aare yarro acche funny shairiya bhejao

umair haider · 3 years ago

ok guyz

a man called his 4 rt wife baby doll,,3rd one china doll,,2nd one barbie doll,,1st one panadoll????????????????
send me funny messeges plz i like the shair-o-shayeri over here and i think its 2 much funny shairzz soo plz be little seriouse
umair haidr

SuhaS · 3 years ago

Terna Chahate Ho To Samundar Me Utaro...
Kinaro Me Kya Rakkha Hay...
Pyar Karana Chahate Ho To...
Dill Me Utaro Isharo Me Kya Rakkha Hay...

Mehul Khandhar · 3 years ago

G'day

Love your work.
Here is something I wrote.
Some on these are way better, I'm but an amature

1.
Nahi Ye Sach Nahi Ki Aap Naseeb Valey Ho
Nahi Ye Sach Nahi Ki Aap Naseeb Valey Ho
Humko Apna Bana Liya
Aur Samajtey Ho Ki Aap Naseeb Valey Ho

2.
Yun Ruthoon Na Humsey
Hum Nahi Jee Payenge
Aap Agar Baat Ne Kare
Tow Hum Mar Jayenge

Rgds
MK

Rajeev upadhyay(batla).Y.i.t · 3 years ago

dusmani me dosti ka pata rehne diya,
phaad daala khat tera ,per pata rehne diya.


# na jane kiya kaha jate hua toofa ne moojo se,
ki mooja aaj talak shahil pe apna sar patakty hai

#meri kabr per rone wala;jara aahista se rona ,
kahi unke aansuo se meri laash na gal jaye,
mere marne ke baad mere seene se dil nikal lena,
kahi unki ye amanat mere saath na jal jae.

Heart-throb · 3 years ago

aye barish zara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaar aajaye to jamke baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aana sake,
phir itna baras ke woh jaana sake...

Heart-throb · 3 years ago

aapko pyar karne se dar lagta hai,
aapko khone se dar lagta hai,
kahi aankhon se ghum na ho jaaye aap,
ab raat mein sone se dar lagta hai...

max · 3 years ago

iss kadar na har baat yaro se pucho
jo baat raaz ki ho.. isharo se pucho
lehro se khelna to samandar ka kaam hai
chot kitni lagti hai kinaro se pucho.....

i hope u all will like it. make sum gud stuffs instead of nonsense.
luv
max

umair haider · 3 years ago

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab denA
Jab koi KhamosH rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai


kia janey

mahan chutiya · 3 years ago

main hoon chutiya jo is site par aaya aur chutiyaap sher pade

mahan chutiya · 3 years ago

meri tauba mere baap ki tauba is site par dobara nahin aaunga

Jhoom Banarasi · 3 years ago

jhom barabar jhoom mera land,
jhom barabar jhoom...........

Kali jhata hai aa ha, seedha khada hai aa ha
Kali jhata hai, seedha khada hai, gand mein leke jhoom jhoom jhoom

jhom barabar jhoom mera land,
jhom barabar jhoom...........

Bhosari wale aa ha gand mara le aa ha
Bhosari wale gand mara le
gand me le ke jhoom jhoom

Bhosari wale aa ha gand mara le aa ha

itandoori · 3 years ago

Enjoy this one ... not original had got through someone .....


Machchar ne mujhe kaata, Machchar ko junoon tha,
Khujli fir aisi machi, ki dil besukoon tha,
Humne use pakda, fir chhod diya Gaalib
Kambakht ki ragoon mein, apna hi khoon tha!!!!

anju · 3 years ago

i like that shayari lol
u are so funny

rohit · 3 years ago

o-tabla baaje been-been, woh ek ke uppar teen-teen
mein chhodke bolla- hoyyyeee
mein chhodke bolla-ghodi thi ghodi naheen bahen -ki- lodi thee

woh pehli raat diwali kee woh piya se chudne waali thee
koi bahen kaa loda-- hoyyyee
koi bahen kaa loda--sadee se lund ko poonch gaya

tu mujhse marwa ya ghode se yaa mara bahen ke lode se
mujhko kya karna --hoyyee
mujhko kya karna--masti mein
mujhe choot mil gayee sasti mein

Rajeev upadhyay · 3 years ago

lout jati hai jindagi gum hamara dekh kar,
jaise laut jati hai lahere kinara dekh kar ,
mere janaje ko kandha na dena tum ,
kahi bhir jinda na ho jau tera sahara dekh kar.

Rajeev upadhyay(batla)Aligarh · 3 years ago

zindagi tere bin aduri hai,na jane kiyu tere mere beech ye doori hai,
sochta hun kabhi bhuladu tujhe, par teri ek muskan mere kamjori hai

Rajeev upadhyay(batla)Aligarh · 3 years ago

Din katta hai mera unhe yaad karte,
Raat katti hai mere unki fariyad karte,
Wo aaye meri mout par to kehdena ,
Abhi Abhi sooya hai tumhe yaad kar ke.

(rajeev batla@rediffmail.com).

manikaran · 3 years ago

gaurav dats gr8


jisse dil lagaya vo dilli challi gayi
jissi ishq laraya vo italy challi gayi
dil ne socha khudkushi kar lu
bijali ki taar ko haath lagaya bijali challi gayi ;-)

love girls{beautiful} · 3 years ago

man to god:vaa khuda teri kya khudai vaa khuda teri kya khudai ladki ki kamar itni patlai kyun banai
god to man:dekha bande meri khudai dekha bande meri khudai uski kamar ki mitti uske seene pe lagayai

Prachi Mathur · 3 years ago

Hey Bhagwaan mera pet dard ho gaya hanste hanste ! Awesome NV non veg jokes !

iqbal · 3 years ago

Hum kisi se kam nahi.

Kehte ho tum- Ham kisi se kam Nahi.
Lekin gand mai tumhari koi Dum Nahi.

Nakaam ho aur kuch kar sakte Nahi.
Paidashi Haram khor - Tum ho kay Nahi.

Jab fati ho gaand to hota hai haal Yahi.
Arey Musharraf ho tum koi Rustom toh Nahi

Hafeem Charas ka waapar karte ho kay Nahi
Roz Bush Ka muu may choosetey ho kay Nahi

Americanon say apni Maa chudwate ho kay nahi
Gaand marwakay unki Khairaat layte ho kay nahi

Hazaron Pathanon key tum Kaatil ho kay nahi
Unka watan aur ijjat tu nay nilaam kari

Taliban ki tu ne bahut gaand mari kay nahi
Baat hai yeh haqeekat Wallah bilqul hai Sahi

Pathan hajar saal tak yeh bhulen gay nahi
Isska Badla toh lain-gay kehtey hain sabhi

Jante hai sab log, Suni-Suunai baat toh Nahi
O’mama ko tu-ney chupa rakha hai ki Nahi

Usey deygaa Bush ko jab keemat milay-gi Sahi
Bhadvon aur Gaandoun ka kaam hota hai yahi

Ja Chupa ley tu o’mama ko chahe bhi Kahin
Hum paunch kay gaand maaren-geh Vahin

Lund pey laga kay makhan ya phir Dahi
Yeh hamara waada hai -aur Qasam Rahi

Wallah, bus ek baar tu Mil ja hame Kahi
Dekhtey hai tu sudhar-jata hai ya Nahi

Jab teri bhi Gaand maarenge laga kay Dahi
Is baat ka faisla tab tak karte hai Muk-tavi

Aisa na dekha Deen-e-Imaan kisi-ne Kabhi
Kya Islam yeh dhandey halal kehta hai kahi

Kya yeh sahee kahta hai Deen-e-Ilahi
Kayaamat kay din sey tu dar lay kabhi

Do takon ke Gaanduon ki dastaan hoti yahi
Bhag ley O’ Gaandu -Lekin bhag sakta tu Nahi

Kismet ka tu maara - kar sakta tu kuch nahi
Hum se na takrana yeh kaha tha kay nahi

Islamic Bomb kay Baap ki kya halat tumne kari
Sara kaam karva kay uski gaand maari kay nahi

Yeh ghatia chaal tum ko padegi bahut bhari
Mat samaj tu Americano ko itna bhi anaari

Dekh-lay ab teri gaand fat-gai kay nahi
Teri Gaandu-giri ka Hamko koi Gum Nahi

Hum Peetey hai roz Whiskey koi Sasti Rum Nahi
Jahan mein hamari shaan-e-shaukat buland Rahi

Goonj tee hai taalian jab humne teri Daastan Kahi
Aisee hee Shairee kartey hain Iqbal Sartaj-e-Kavi

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majida begum · 3 years ago

INTRODUCTION IS POSIBLE ANYTIME,
LOVE IS POSIBLE SOMETIME,
MARRIAGE IS POSIBLE ONETIME,
BUT A SWEET FRIEND LIKE U IS POSIBLE ONCE IN A LIFETIME.

majida begum · 3 years ago

AASMAN MEIN BADAL HAI LEKIN BARSAART NAHI
DIL MEIN MOHABBAT HAI LEKIN MULAKAAT NAHI

majida begum · 3 years ago

YUNTO PYAR KARNEWALE TUNHEIN KAMNA MILENGEIN,
MILJAYEINGEY HUM JAISE LEKIN HUM NAHI MILENGEIN

majida@rediffmail.com · 3 years ago

ISHQ SE MILTI HAI JO TANHAITAN
JUM KAISE UNKA DARD BAYAAN KARENGE
EK SE HI ITNI DOSTI HO GAI HAI
KI AURON SE AB DOSTI KYA KARENGE

alysa · 3 years ago

hey does anyone has that jhoom barabar jhoom sharabi with alternate chutiya type lyrics...i remeber one line jab lund khda hoga tho kidar jayega...
am still trying search it if someone finds out post the link or something.. that song is really cool..and you guys tooooo!

jagdish · 3 years ago

tumbin jiya jai kaise
kaise jiya jaye tumbin
sadiyon se lambi hai rateein
sadiyon se lumbe huye din
aajao laut kar tum
ye dil keh raha hai
aa jao laut kar tum ye dil keh raha hai

mohit · 3 years ago

fgjjjd

NB · 3 years ago

phir na silegi jo gaand fat jaayegi,
zindgi jhaant nahi jo phir se ug jaayegi,
jo na de jabardasti lelo uski warna
life masti main nahi mooth marne main gujar jaayegi

tabish · 3 years ago

Wo aaye meri Qabar pe aur Moot k chalay gaye
Chalo isi Bahanay Un kee Choot ka Deedar tu hua LOL

lucky · 3 years ago

Ik jugnu ko nighahon se girane wale
milna paye ge chand sitare tum ko

fari · 3 years ago

TUMHARA NAM LAKH NAY KE EJAZAT CHAN GAI JUB SAY
KOE BHE NAM LAKH TA HON TO AKHAEEN BHEG JATE HAN

AHMAD8 · 3 years ago

azziyaton kay tamam nashtar mayri ragoon may otar kar wo
bari mohabat say poch ta hai tum hari aankhoon ko kia howa hai

Lucky · 3 years ago

Abhi tum kam san ho nadaan ho meray Dil ko kho do ge kahein
yeh Dil tumhari imanat hai lejaana isse jawan ho ker

lucky · 3 years ago

Din katta hai mera unhe yaad karte,
Raat katti hai mere unki fariyad karte,
Wo aaye meri mout par to kehdena ,
Abhi Abhi sooya hai tumhe yaad kar k

khan · 3 years ago

BRADARANE KUS TA ZEN

LUND KO KAR HATELEE MAI BAND

OORAT SE KAR KINARA

MUTH PER KAR GUZARA

UTHAA WO SHESHE TAIL KE

MUSSARATTOON KE KHAIL KE

PHIR CHALA TU HATH ES TARHAAN

LAGTAY HAIN KAWAB JIS TARHAN

gaurav · 3 years ago

ghalibs shayri


unake dekhe se jo aa jaatii hai muuNh par raunaq
vo samajhate hain ki biimaar kaa haal achchhaa hai

Seema · 3 years ago

Mujhe Mat Chodo, Sirf Chchiyan dabao
Gand me mat dalo, Choot me lagao

tahir · 3 years ago

Dooor se dekha to randi chud rahi thi police wala khada tha.Dooor se dekha to randi chud rahi thi police wala khada tha. Is liye to mai pass hi nahi gaya.

SUMIT · 3 years ago

door se dekha to SEEMA chud rahi thi
door se dekha to SEEMA chud rahi thi
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paas gaye to...hum bhi chodne lage.

Bholu Dada · 2 years ago

Hello Gaurav Malhotra your jokes are best. Especially Bhai Chung Bhutiya

wiweq · 1 year ago

मैं चूतिया, रामू- शानू भोला सब चूतिया,
इस साईट पे आके मैने समय किया बरबाद;
रामू के गाय ने गोबर फेंका, बन गया उसका खाद;
कि बोलो जल जल जल्सा....|
धन्यवाद .

wiweq · 1 year ago

दूर से देखा मेरी लुगाइ जल रही थी,
दूर से देखा मेरी लुगाइ जल रही थी,
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पास जाके देखा,चुदाइ चल रही थी |

Vipul khanna · 1 year ago

ye shayari padh ke mera land kala ho gaya....lol

guru · 1 year ago

game ulfat me hain hum gaand maro hamari, bahar chaman me aane do maa choad dalunga tumahri

bigb · 1 year ago

Bahut Acha hai Dear !!

mital · 10 months ago

i am sutariya mukesh i am diploma in electrical engineer

ghalibJee · 4 months ago

isey na cher Ghalib, ,,,,,,,yeh to nannah hey
Betha hey to gandairee hey khara hey to ganna hey