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Sher-O-Shayari

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  • lol...tum aa gaye ho, noor aa gaya hai, chalo teeno picture challe!! LOL... :D Funny stuff! ;)
  • the last one about the taj mahal was gr8... :lol:

    so u interested in sher and shayri too, huh?!

    and MERRY CHRISTMAS... :)
  • Thats so funny. :) Keep 'em coming!!.
  • sure....i'll add more stuff :)
  • who the ass hole has writen this line that enter this code and prove to the world that you are a human , it seems he is a bufflow thanks.
  • nice ones
  • chintti chaddi pahad par......... chintti chaddi pahad par......... chintti chaddi pahad par......... aby aage kaya hua...... pahle chad toh jaane do......
  • fundoo............... but more as soon as possible
  • can some help me in getting me a shayari which shekhar suman said on star one chanel on he man show ?
  • hi
  • Delhi ki galiuo se nikle galib.
    Delhi ki galiuo se nikle galib.
    gali aayi or mud gae.
  • yaar u r good shayar
  • unke hatho nse piya jo sada pani wo bhi sarab jaisa tha
    unky baho me akar kisky aarju karta wo to khud he gulab jaisa tha
  • yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae,
    dost tere jaise khonae na dengae
    sharafat se contact me rehnaa
    varna kaan ke nichae do kheench ke denge!
  • dil todna humari adat nahi,
    dil hum kisika dukhate nahi
    bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe
    dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi!!



    gum mein hasane walon ko kabhi rulaya nahi jatha
    lehron se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jatha
    honewale ho jate hai kudh hi dil se apnae
    kisi ko kehkar apna banya nahi jatha!!
  • jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying
    tumse bat kare tho i keep trying
    jab thu door jaye i fell like crying
    are ithna tension math le i was joshing



    Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
    Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju,
    Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
    Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju.
  • khuda salamat unhe rakhe nafrat jo hamse karte hai ' khuda salamat unhe rakhe nafrat jo hamse karte hai PYAR NAHI NAFRAT HI SAHI PER KUCH TO HAMSE KARTE HAI
  • very good sher-o-shayari Gaurav.....I like it but please add some serious ones.
  • awesome buddy,juz mind boggling.waitin 4 more such stuff
  • Shahjahaan prior to marrying Mumtaz
    "taj mahal banana chahta hoon..
    mumtaz nahin milti.."
    Shahjahaan after marrying Mumtaz
    ""taj mahal banana chahta hoon..
    mumtaz nahin marti"


    aap aaya..bahaar aayi
    aap hate hawaa aayi
  • Sex Karo daily
    agar wo mil gaye akeli
    agar na mile akeli to pakar lo uski saheli
    agar na mile sahali to zindabad hatheli
    lekin sex karo daily.
  • Girl: maa bajo wake ladke ko dekhkar meri bra tight ho jati hai
    Maa: Beti ek bar bina bra ke kameej pehenkar jaa
    uski pant tight ho jayegi.
  • Sardar ask call girl- How much ?
    She said 50 on bed
    20 on sofa - 10 on grass
    Sardar gives her 50
    she says wow on bed
    Sardar no 5 times on grass
  • Dur gaon main ek basti the
    waha ke randiya bahut sasti the
    unki gand main itne masti the
    jitna dalo utna hasti the
    but y r u smiling.
  • A manipuri couple names there
    1st baby bhai chung bhutiya
    2nd bahen chung bhutiya
    3rd a negro was born they
    names him kaun hai ye chutiya.
  • if u want more reply me
  • ur non veg jokes are really good ...........can u provide more
  • Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh ikraar karti hai KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
  • ap bahoot achi sher shayari likhte hai ''' mujhe ya bahoot pasand hai ''' agar tum mujhe ek dard ' bhari sher shayari likhdo to'''' mujhe bahoot acha lagega thik hai ;;; bye
  • Lo iska bhi maza lo

    Ladka bola :
    Mujhe to apno ne loota hai, gairo mein kaha dum tha
    Mujhe to apno ne loota hai, gairo mein kaha dum tha
    Meri kasti doobi waha , jaha pani kum tha

    Ladki boli :
    Tum to ho hi gandu, tumhari gand mein kaha dum tha
    Tum to ho hi gandu, tumhari gand mein kaha dum tha
    Waha kya maa chudane gaye the , jaha pani kum tha

    kaisa laga
  • JAM TOTNE KA BHANA NE KER HUM TERI AKHO SE PI LEGE
    TOM ANE KA WADA TO KERO HUM TUMHARE INTJAR ME JI LEGE
  • arz kiya hai......
    Khidki pe khade hoke dekha to raaste main koi nahi tha....
    Khidki pe khade hoke dekha to raaste main koi nahi tha....
    Raaste pe jaake dekha to.....
    KHIDKI MAIN KOI NAHI THA !!!!

    AADAB ARZ HAI
  • patri par bhait kar mat haga karo
    nahi to gand kat jayegi
    abhi to hath se gand dhote ho
    phir gand se hath dho bhaitoge
  • Its too good...........keep it ahead
  • matlab ki jindagi hum jiya nahi karte ,dhokha hum kisi ko diya nahi karte,agar mil jaye to thodi thodi piya karte hain
  • Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
    mahlo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
    pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
    kaan kholkar sunlo kunware hum bhi nahi
  • Ruthna mat hume manana nahi aata,
    door mat jana hume bulana nahi aata.
    Tum bhul jao,tumhari marzi..
    Hum kya karen hume to bhulana bhi nahi aata
  • ram ne dhanush toda aur sita dauri chali aayi
    krishna ne bean bajaya aur rada bhaagi chali aayi
    maine siraf ek sitybajayi aur woh apne baap ko le aayi
  • Dosti ka pahela paiga aapke naam,
    zindagi ki aakhri sham aapke naam,
    iss safar mai hamsafar hai ham dono,
    ish dosti ko nibhana hai humara kaam.



    Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
    Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
    Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
    Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
    Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !


    duniya se chupa kar,teri tasvir
    bathroom mein laga raki hai
    tuje milne aata raho
    isliye julabh ki goliya kha raki hai
  • Wo mile humko kahani bankar,
    dil me bas gaye pyar ki nishani bankar,
    hum jinhe jagah dete hain aankhon ke andar,
    wo aksar nikal jate hai paani banker........

    Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
    Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
    Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
    isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
  • IK ROZ BHARI DUNIYA SE CHALA JAOONGA
    GUZRE HUEY WAQT KI TARHA WAPAS NA AAOONGA
    TUJHSE JO PYAR MILA HAI, US PYAR KI KASAM
    TUJHE ZINDAGI BHAR KABHI NA BHULAAONGA
  • ye waqt nahi hai rone ka,
    ye waqt hai bachha hone ka,
    tab kyun nahi roii thi , jab chipak-chipak ke soyi thi
    ab kah hai bas karo,
    tab kah rahi thi aur karo-aur karo .
    kaisa laga
  • BAANDE NE POOCHA AE KHUDAA EN HASEENAOON KI KAMAR KYON PATLI KARDI KYA MITTI KI KAMEE THI YA RISHWAT KHAEE THI ? KHUDAA KA JAWAAB THA NA HI MITTI KI KAMEE THI NA RISHWAT KHAEE THI BAS KAMAR KI MITTI CHAATHI PE LAGAYEE THI
  • duniya banane wale bana deta bhatti sharab ki insan bana ke kyon tune meri mitti kharab ki.
  • pepal ke patte pe dood malai,
    bol chinall kahan kahan per chudaii.



    aare yarro acche funny shairiya bhejao
  • ok guyz

    a man called his 4 rt wife baby doll,,3rd one china doll,,2nd one barbie doll,,1st one panadoll????????????????
    send me funny messeges plz i like the shair-o-shayeri over here and i think its 2 much funny shairzz soo plz be little seriouse
    umair haidr
  • Terna Chahate Ho To Samundar Me Utaro...
    Kinaro Me Kya Rakkha Hay...
    Pyar Karana Chahate Ho To...
    Dill Me Utaro Isharo Me Kya Rakkha Hay...
  • G'day

    Love your work.
    Here is something I wrote.
    Some on these are way better, I'm but an amature

    1.
    Nahi Ye Sach Nahi Ki Aap Naseeb Valey Ho
    Nahi Ye Sach Nahi Ki Aap Naseeb Valey Ho
    Humko Apna Bana Liya
    Aur Samajtey Ho Ki Aap Naseeb Valey Ho

    2.
    Yun Ruthoon Na Humsey
    Hum Nahi Jee Payenge
    Aap Agar Baat Ne Kare
    Tow Hum Mar Jayenge

    Rgds
    MK
  • dusmani me dosti ka pata rehne diya,
    phaad daala khat tera ,per pata rehne diya.


    # na jane kiya kaha jate hua toofa ne moojo se,
    ki mooja aaj talak shahil pe apna sar patakty hai

    #meri kabr per rone wala;jara aahista se rona ,
    kahi unke aansuo se meri laash na gal jaye,
    mere marne ke baad mere seene se dil nikal lena,
    kahi unki ye amanat mere saath na jal jae.
  • aye barish zara tham ke baras,
    jab mera yaar aajaye to jamke baras,
    pehle na baras ki woh aana sake,
    phir itna baras ke woh jaana sake...
  • aapko pyar karne se dar lagta hai,
    aapko khone se dar lagta hai,
    kahi aankhon se ghum na ho jaaye aap,
    ab raat mein sone se dar lagta hai...
  • iss kadar na har baat yaro se pucho
    jo baat raaz ki ho.. isharo se pucho
    lehro se khelna to samandar ka kaam hai
    chot kitni lagti hai kinaro se pucho.....

    i hope u all will like it. make sum gud stuffs instead of nonsense.
    luv
    max
  • Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai
    Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
    Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab denA
    Jab koi KhamosH rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai


    kia janey
  • main hoon chutiya jo is site par aaya aur chutiyaap sher pade
  • meri tauba mere baap ki tauba is site par dobara nahin aaunga
  • jhom barabar jhoom mera land,
    jhom barabar jhoom...........

    Kali jhata hai aa ha, seedha khada hai aa ha
    Kali jhata hai, seedha khada hai, gand mein leke jhoom jhoom jhoom

    jhom barabar jhoom mera land,
    jhom barabar jhoom...........

    Bhosari wale aa ha gand mara le aa ha
    Bhosari wale gand mara le
    gand me le ke jhoom jhoom

    Bhosari wale aa ha gand mara le aa ha
  • Enjoy this one ... not original had got through someone .....


    Machchar ne mujhe kaata, Machchar ko junoon tha,
    Khujli fir aisi machi, ki dil besukoon tha,
    Humne use pakda, fir chhod diya Gaalib
    Kambakht ki ragoon mein, apna hi khoon tha!!!!
  • i like that shayari lol
    u are so funny
  • o-tabla baaje been-been, woh ek ke uppar teen-teen
    mein chhodke bolla- hoyyyeee
    mein chhodke bolla-ghodi thi ghodi naheen bahen -ki- lodi thee

    woh pehli raat diwali kee woh piya se chudne waali thee
    koi bahen kaa loda-- hoyyyee
    koi bahen kaa loda--sadee se lund ko poonch gaya

    tu mujhse marwa ya ghode se yaa mara bahen ke lode se
    mujhko kya karna --hoyyee
    mujhko kya karna--masti mein
    mujhe choot mil gayee sasti mein
  • lout jati hai jindagi gum hamara dekh kar,
    jaise laut jati hai lahere kinara dekh kar ,
    mere janaje ko kandha na dena tum ,
    kahi bhir jinda na ho jau tera sahara dekh kar.
  • zindagi tere bin aduri hai,na jane kiyu tere mere beech ye doori hai,
    sochta hun kabhi bhuladu tujhe, par teri ek muskan mere kamjori hai
  • Din katta hai mera unhe yaad karte,
    Raat katti hai mere unki fariyad karte,
    Wo aaye meri mout par to kehdena ,
    Abhi Abhi sooya hai tumhe yaad kar ke.

    (rajeev batla@rediffmail.com).
  • gaurav dats gr8


    jisse dil lagaya vo dilli challi gayi
    jissi ishq laraya vo italy challi gayi
    dil ne socha khudkushi kar lu
    bijali ki taar ko haath lagaya bijali challi gayi ;-)
  • man to god:vaa khuda teri kya khudai vaa khuda teri kya khudai ladki ki kamar itni patlai kyun banai
    god to man:dekha bande meri khudai dekha bande meri khudai uski kamar ki mitti uske seene pe lagayai
  • Hey Bhagwaan mera pet dard ho gaya hanste hanste ! Awesome NV non veg jokes !
  • Hum kisi se kam nahi.

    Kehte ho tum- Ham kisi se kam Nahi.
    Lekin gand mai tumhari koi Dum Nahi.

    Nakaam ho aur kuch kar sakte Nahi.
    Paidashi Haram khor - Tum ho kay Nahi.

    Jab fati ho gaand to hota hai haal Yahi.
    Arey Musharraf ho tum koi Rustom toh Nahi

    Hafeem Charas ka waapar karte ho kay Nahi
    Roz Bush Ka muu may choosetey ho kay Nahi

    Americanon say apni Maa chudwate ho kay nahi
    Gaand marwakay unki Khairaat layte ho kay nahi

    Hazaron Pathanon key tum Kaatil ho kay nahi
    Unka watan aur ijjat tu nay nilaam kari

    Taliban ki tu ne bahut gaand mari kay nahi
    Baat hai yeh haqeekat Wallah bilqul hai Sahi

    Pathan hajar saal tak yeh bhulen gay nahi
    Isska Badla toh lain-gay kehtey hain sabhi

    Jante hai sab log, Suni-Suunai baat toh Nahi
    O’mama ko tu-ney chupa rakha hai ki Nahi

    Usey deygaa Bush ko jab keemat milay-gi Sahi
    Bhadvon aur Gaandoun ka kaam hota hai yahi

    Ja Chupa ley tu o’mama ko chahe bhi Kahin
    Hum paunch kay gaand maaren-geh Vahin

    Lund pey laga kay makhan ya phir Dahi
    Yeh hamara waada hai -aur Qasam Rahi

    Wallah, bus ek baar tu Mil ja hame Kahi
    Dekhtey hai tu sudhar-jata hai ya Nahi

    Jab teri bhi Gaand maarenge laga kay Dahi
    Is baat ka faisla tab tak karte hai Muk-tavi

    Aisa na dekha Deen-e-Imaan kisi-ne Kabhi
    Kya Islam yeh dhandey halal kehta hai kahi

    Kya yeh sahee kahta hai Deen-e-Ilahi
    Kayaamat kay din sey tu dar lay kabhi

    Do takon ke Gaanduon ki dastaan hoti yahi
    Bhag ley O’ Gaandu -Lekin bhag sakta tu Nahi

    Kismet ka tu maara - kar sakta tu kuch nahi
    Hum se na takrana yeh kaha tha kay nahi

    Islamic Bomb kay Baap ki kya halat tumne kari
    Sara kaam karva kay uski gaand maari kay nahi

    Yeh ghatia chaal tum ko padegi bahut bhari
    Mat samaj tu Americano ko itna bhi anaari

    Dekh-lay ab teri gaand fat-gai kay nahi
    Teri Gaandu-giri ka Hamko koi Gum Nahi

    Hum Peetey hai roz Whiskey koi Sasti Rum Nahi
    Jahan mein hamari shaan-e-shaukat buland Rahi

    Goonj tee hai taalian jab humne teri Daastan Kahi
    Aisee hee Shairee kartey hain Iqbal Sartaj-e-Kavi

    ==========================================
  • INTRODUCTION IS POSIBLE ANYTIME,
    LOVE IS POSIBLE SOMETIME,
    MARRIAGE IS POSIBLE ONETIME,
    BUT A SWEET FRIEND LIKE U IS POSIBLE ONCE IN A LIFETIME.
  • AASMAN MEIN BADAL HAI LEKIN BARSAART NAHI
    DIL MEIN MOHABBAT HAI LEKIN MULAKAAT NAHI
  • YUNTO PYAR KARNEWALE TUNHEIN KAMNA MILENGEIN,
    MILJAYEINGEY HUM JAISE LEKIN HUM NAHI MILENGEIN
  • ISHQ SE MILTI HAI JO TANHAITAN
    JUM KAISE UNKA DARD BAYAAN KARENGE
    EK SE HI ITNI DOSTI HO GAI HAI
    KI AURON SE AB DOSTI KYA KARENGE
  • hey does anyone has that jhoom barabar jhoom sharabi with alternate chutiya type lyrics...i remeber one line jab lund khda hoga tho kidar jayega...
    am still trying search it if someone finds out post the link or something.. that song is really cool..and you guys tooooo!
  • tumbin jiya jai kaise
    kaise jiya jaye tumbin
    sadiyon se lambi hai rateein
    sadiyon se lumbe huye din
    aajao laut kar tum
    ye dil keh raha hai
    aa jao laut kar tum ye dil keh raha hai
  • fgjjjd
  • phir na silegi jo gaand fat jaayegi,
    zindgi jhaant nahi jo phir se ug jaayegi,
    jo na de jabardasti lelo uski warna
    life masti main nahi mooth marne main gujar jaayegi
  • Wo aaye meri Qabar pe aur Moot k chalay gaye
    Chalo isi Bahanay Un kee Choot ka Deedar tu hua LOL
  • Ik jugnu ko nighahon se girane wale
    milna paye ge chand sitare tum ko
  • TUMHARA NAM LAKH NAY KE EJAZAT CHAN GAI JUB SAY
    KOE BHE NAM LAKH TA HON TO AKHAEEN BHEG JATE HAN
  • azziyaton kay tamam nashtar mayri ragoon may otar kar wo
    bari mohabat say poch ta hai tum hari aankhoon ko kia howa hai
  • Abhi tum kam san ho nadaan ho meray Dil ko kho do ge kahein
    yeh Dil tumhari imanat hai lejaana isse jawan ho ker
  • Din katta hai mera unhe yaad karte,
    Raat katti hai mere unki fariyad karte,
    Wo aaye meri mout par to kehdena ,
    Abhi Abhi sooya hai tumhe yaad kar k
  • BRADARANE KUS TA ZEN

    LUND KO KAR HATELEE MAI BAND

    OORAT SE KAR KINARA

    MUTH PER KAR GUZARA

    UTHAA WO SHESHE TAIL KE

    MUSSARATTOON KE KHAIL KE

    PHIR CHALA TU HATH ES TARHAAN

    LAGTAY HAIN KAWAB JIS TARHAN
  • ghalibs shayri


    unake dekhe se jo aa jaatii hai muuNh par raunaq
    vo samajhate hain ki biimaar kaa haal achchhaa hai
  • Mujhe Mat Chodo, Sirf Chchiyan dabao
    Gand me mat dalo, Choot me lagao
  • Dooor se dekha to randi chud rahi thi police wala khada tha.Dooor se dekha to randi chud rahi thi police wala khada tha. Is liye to mai pass hi nahi gaya.
  • door se dekha to SEEMA chud rahi thi
    door se dekha to SEEMA chud rahi thi
    .
    /
    .
    ./
    .
    .
    paas gaye to...hum bhi chodne lage.
  • Hello Gaurav Malhotra your jokes are best. Especially Bhai Chung Bhutiya
  • मैं चूतिया, रामू- शानू भोला सब चूतिया,
    इस साईट पे आके मैने समय किया बरबाद;
    रामू के गाय ने गोबर फेंका, बन गया उसका खाद;
    कि बोलो जल जल जल्सा....|
    धन्यवाद .
  • दूर से देखा मेरी लुगाइ जल रही थी,
    दूर से देखा मेरी लुगाइ जल रही थी,
    .
    .
    .
    पास जाके देखा,चुदाइ चल रही थी |
  • ye shayari padh ke mera land kala ho gaya....lol
  • game ulfat me hain hum gaand maro hamari, bahar chaman me aane do maa choad dalunga tumahri
  • Bahut Acha hai Dear !!
  • i am sutariya mukesh i am diploma in electrical engineer

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